okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy


if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for


captain underpants is better than every john green book


please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful