i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped
*maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
the other version